Pirates on Film – Part 4 – special extended edition
Friday, May 20th, 2011Way back at the beginning of this project to make a montage of Pirates on Film for Pirates: The Captain Kidd Story, I planned to divide it into four themes around which to structure the AV. Well: the best laid plans of mice and curators, etcetera…. Once we had all our material, it didn’t take more than the first test screening based around these themes to show they would have to go out the window. It just didn’t zip. Or zing. It wasn’t fun, and if you can’t achieve that with pirate films then something has gone wrong. It was definitely back-to-the-drawing board time.
Mark, the production team editor, who wasn’t long-suffering at the beginning of the project, started to become so at this point. Every few days I had sent him another DVD saying ‘can we have 01.02.32-47’, where he’s making her walk the plank’, and he would patiently splice the section and make it usable. He had put together the film edit with a lot of time and care and now was facing doing it all again, with deadlines looming.
Using the sophisticated method of little bits of paper arranged on a board, we managed to devise a new edit, based on the much simpler themes of Epic, Scary and Fun (which pretty much sums up the genre). Armed with suitably sweeping music to set it to, and some tweaks and revisions along the way, the team arrived at the final version. We think it does zip and zing now, and it’s much more fun. It’s been a great learning experience and Simon, Mark and Caroline were wonderful to work with.
So at the end of the project, and now the exhibition is open, I’m left with a deep appreciation of the joy of pirate films. In the interests of sharing that, I would like to hand out some imaginary awards to mark the fine efforts of artists past. To quote Jane Austen, these chosen by ‘a Partial, Prejudiced and Ignorant Historian’ on a shamelessly personal basis.
Ladies and gentlemen, a drum roll please for……The JOLLY ROGERS.
Lifetime Achievement Award – Let’s get this out of the way first. Of course, this award can go to none other than the legendary, the epitomising, Errol Flynn. He will be the ultimate swashbuckling hero for many years to come. Always having fun, with a wink and a grin, never taking himself too seriously, flying through the air with the greatest of ease, stealing ships and hearts in equal measure.
Best Classic Film – Douglas Fairbanks is sometimes forgotten as an early screen hero. His silent 1926 film The Black Pirate is sort of the archetype of pirate films. Filmed in early Technicolor, the sepia tones lend the screen compositions an almost painterly, moving beauty. There is lots of texture and dirt in the film too, the kind the bright 1950s productions lost, which evokes superb atmosphere and not seen again until the 1970s. It has the classic scene of leaping down the sail with a knife. Moving and complex, it’s worth watching, and easily found on sites like YouTube.
Best Woman Pirate – I’m torn here between Maureen O’Hara’s elegant fighting captain in Against All Flags (1952), and Jean Peters’ rough, gruff, tough Anne of the Indies (1951), so they’re going to share the award. Both stand up for themselves and are proper pirate captains. Peters especially, with a role very loosely based on real pirate Anne Bonny, is very much mistress of her crew and boasts Blackbeard as a mentor. O’Hara does some wonderful sword-fighting looking both fierce and lovely.
Best Long John Silver – There are about 15 screen versions of Treasure Island, and Tom Wareham – the exhibition’s lead curator – and I are agreed that without a doubt the best Long John Silver is Charlton Heston in a 1990 version directed by his son, with young Christian Bale as Jim Hawkins. It was made for TV and is hard to get hold of but really is worth it. The eighteenth century is authentically realised and Heston captures Silver’s blend of charm and menace perfectly without ever veering into caricature.
Worst Pirate Lead – Sterling Hayden in The Golden Hawk (1952). As wooden as the planks of his ship, seducing a string of women using no apparent charisma or appeal, stiff as a mast and rattling out lines like musket fire. This is the least believable hero pirate I saw, with a sidekick of a really bad hairstyle.
Most Original Pirate – Within the genre of pirates in general it’s easy to become stereotyped and keep to conventional line. This award goes to Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean films for managing to do something truly original with the pirate character and blow many of the stereotypes out of the water. Of course in doing so, he’s created a whole new set, which just goes to show how successful he’s been. Androgynous, ambiguous, double- and triple-crossing, never wholly good or bad, he walks more lines than a ship’s rigging. All that and guyliner too.
Best Screen Pirate – This may be a controversial award but I stand by it. I was looking for a pirate with flair, one who is truly menacing and cruel – but also funny and maybe a bit sad. He needed to be a man of action, not afraid to fight in any way shape or form, even when wearing fabulous costumes. He needed to have a scurvy pirate crew of which he was absolute master. He needed to be a bit over the top, flamboyant, and excessive (what is the point of an everyday pirate?). He needed to embody all of the wonderful, dark characters of pirate history in quite a classic way. And be really attractive, even, dare I say, totally hot. Many would argue for Captain Sparrow, but I maintain the rightful winner is……
Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook in the 2003 film of Peter Pan. My vote for best pirate in the history of cinema. He scares small children, kills his crew wantonly and takes his shirt off.
Blog author: Hilary Davidson.
Catch-up on Hilary’s previous Pirates on Film posts here.



































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